Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.

This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.

by GullibleZine March 29, 2009

Choad Wagon

A term used to describe any vehicle that may be...

1. Short, boxy, or otherwise unpleasant to look at ie. dumpy

2. Used to compensate for insignificant genitalia or impending mid-life.

3. Driven by a person who is in fact a choad.

Origin: Northwest.

1. this choad wagon in front of me can't even go the speed limit.

2. Zoinks, look at that choad wagon, things must be hard around his house.

3. That freaking choad wagon nearly hit that kid, what a choad

by mcMacbot July 3, 2009

choad

1) A penis that is wider than it is long.
2) A young man, usually white, who asserts his personality via car modifications and tattoos.

1) He's a jerk and treats me bad, but a least he doesn't have a choad.
2) He put a fucking spoiler on his car? What a choad!

by themickfiles May 8, 2011

choach

To crunch, grab, or otherwise maim a body part, particularly the male genitalia.

Hey, watch out for that board - you don't want to choach your junk!

by dsone January 12, 2007

The Da Vinci Choad

An inevitable porno flick based on the novel adaptation featuring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou.

Cannes will probably love The Da Vinci Choad. Damn dirty French.

by uuuuuuuuuuu May 25, 2006

choach

aka vag, choacha.

Sarah whips out her choach when she gets drunk at parties.

Sarah teaches girls how to shave their choach.

by lauren October 5, 2003

choached

Finished, spent, used.

Dude, the bowl's choached bro, pack it up!

or

Dude, I can't drink another beer, I'm already choached...

by Pete in Fremont, CA August 16, 2007