chodehead

someone with either an amazingly wide head or who does actually have a penis instead of a head

shit, neil has a chodehead, i daren't scratch his chin incase he sprays all over me

by ................. February 11, 2006

cockheaded imbecile

1. A person who's head is swollen into giant cock form; a moron.

2. A term of endearment.

1. Sally: Jimmy told me he loves me.
Tina: Stop talking to him, he's a cockheaded imbecile.
2. She's adorable. She's my cockheaded imbecile.

by abovetherain March 14, 2017

crackhead seatpost

A bicycle with a seatpost that is not the right length for the person riding it. Tall crackhead riding bike with short seatpost / short crackhead riding bike with long seatpost so that his/her toes barely touch the ground. A good indication that the bike has either been stolen or recovered from a dumpster. Some times the bike has no seat at all.

"Look at that skinny little dude with the sunken cheeks and a beard wearing a hoodie riding the bike with the long crackhead seatpost, he's barefoot, the bike must be stolen, stupid crackheads!"

by paul5150 December 23, 2009

cockheaf

a cloth used to clean up after furious masturbation

where's my cockheaf, i just blew my load

by tom19670910 February 1, 2015

Crackhead Camouflage

The ability of crackheads to quickly blend in and disappear into the background after the police drive by. Crackheads also use this ability after they gave you a blow job for $20 and stole your watch or other personal items. This ability may give immunity and allow crackheads to fit in among zombies if there were ever a zombie apocalypse.

I saw this nasty crackhead while I was driving down skid row. A cop drove by and that crackhead disappeared, she used her crackhead camouflage.

by Athena, GREATEST Cat in World June 8, 2019

crackhead hours

maddox bane and gabby gonzalez on instagram live at 1:20 am talking about monster high birthday parties and rainbow loom easter baskets - all while maddox is doing debby ryan impressions and gabby only being able to whisper.

damn i stayed up until 1:20 last night watching maddox and gabby's instagram live; crackhead hours would be an understatement.

by lex.ennedy May 15, 2020

Crackhead

1.Person who does excessive amounts of crack cocaine.
2.Person who acts as though they do excessive amounts of crack cocaine.This meaning is typically misconstrued with slightly quirkier than normal teenage girls.

Emily why the fuck did eat that silica gel packet!! You're such a crackhead!!!

by Timothy Chalamet June 3, 2020