Cheeto puff.
The current president of the United States, since 2016. Brings darkness and pain, and uses Twitter as an outlet for his immaturity. Fun fact! President Puff has a tumbleweed for hair.
The current president of the United States, since 2016. Brings darkness and pain, and uses Twitter as an outlet for his immaturity. Fun fact! President Puff has a tumbleweed for hair.
by A Whole Rat™ January 13, 2019
The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.
"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"
"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"
"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"
"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"
"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"
by WefestRager October 31, 2011
Similar to "not my president," this phrase specifically describes Trump while alluding to his orange makeup.
by AnonOps752 January 27, 2017
by bestie yaaaaa December 08, 2021
A person who would proudly call themselves a “gamer”. This person would typically shower once a week or every two weeks and their hands will be crusted with Cheeto dust at all times. This person would also smell like shit and live with their parents. They’ll also have greasy hair 24/7 despite any annual showers because you just can’t wash that shit off. When they travel in groups they are referred to as “a bag of Cheetos”
by Cassy🌃 October 02, 2019
Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax
by viper1109 January 22, 2015
A guido cheeto is simply, A GUIDO (an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.) that spray tans much which makes them ORANGE... In-turn... Guido Cheeto!
Look at that Guido Cheeto on the boardwalk... He clearly needs to take a break from the spray tan....
by AndreaAK-47 July 25, 2011