When you've had Chardonnay and nothing else for dinner the previous evening, and you feel like you have Parkinson's instead of a hangover.
(bring cup of coffee to the table) "Dude, you've got really shaky hands today, you ok?"
"Yeah, just the Chardonnay Shakes"
"Yeah, just the Chardonnay Shakes"
by I<3Barney February 17, 2010
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the drink does not have to be chardonnay
but any drink
also same thing as saying you just got PWND
the drink does not have to be chardonnay
but any drink
also same thing as saying you just got PWND
guy 1 : Dude your mom!
guy2:.............. (awkwardly long pause) (drinks water)
guy 1 : YEA SIP THAT WATER!!!!!!!
AT party
Guy 1 : dude you dont get any ass here
Guy2 : shut up i do
Guy 1: what is your mom here?
Guy2 :... takes big sip of Chardonnay
GUy1: yea sip that chardonnay
guy2:.............. (awkwardly long pause) (drinks water)
guy 1 : YEA SIP THAT WATER!!!!!!!
AT party
Guy 1 : dude you dont get any ass here
Guy2 : shut up i do
Guy 1: what is your mom here?
Guy2 :... takes big sip of Chardonnay
GUy1: yea sip that chardonnay
by BEASTNINJASTARS January 16, 2011
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Chardonnay:
An overly obsessed, gospel freak who constantly plots towards the demise of her friends. She currently from her physical and mental areas, and seeks attention the weirdest ways. She complains on tasks that don't matter, and has many momentary happenstances that disconnects herself from the world. Chardonnay is the girl that everyone calls odd. She’s self involved and conceitedly stuffy.
An overly obsessed, gospel freak who constantly plots towards the demise of her friends. She currently from her physical and mental areas, and seeks attention the weirdest ways. She complains on tasks that don't matter, and has many momentary happenstances that disconnects herself from the world. Chardonnay is the girl that everyone calls odd. She’s self involved and conceitedly stuffy.
Girl, don't go Chardonnay on me.
Ooo, she completely Char'ed on me.
Hold my earrings, I'm about to pull the sweet chardonnay outta' this girl.
You know she's a char, look at her jeans.
Ooo, she completely Char'ed on me.
Hold my earrings, I'm about to pull the sweet chardonnay outta' this girl.
You know she's a char, look at her jeans.
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"whats that?"
"a site where my cat gets more action than I do"
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by CrazyCatChicks December 18, 2011
Get the cHarmony mug.When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.
I opened a bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the bottle.
by Tomatoeyes July 3, 2016
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Get the Chandon mug.The most beautiful, talented, and amazing person you will ever meet. She's shy but freaky and has a very bubbly personality. She walks with uncertainty but she loves to express her feelings with friends and in her journal. She will always care for you no matter what and will be there for anyone who needs a helping hand. Once you have one, don't let her go.
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