charmin

Toilet paper, butt wipe. Brand name of butt wipe.

Nathan is known as charmin among the executives at tesoro.

by coastworm October 31, 2003

prince charming

Someone or something that removes a flaw or self-destructive quality in someone else (e.g in a snow white) or something else. Derived from Prince Charming in the tale 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' who saves Snow White from death.

"Last year I nearly died from alcohol poisoning but ever since, football has been the prince charming."

by Sir Pink Panther July 25, 2008

Charming

Used as an ironic response,as a way of saying 'don't be so personal!'

I bet you two idiots would make a fine pair together.

Charming!

by SomeoneNew October 17, 2012

charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

Caremine

A strong, intelligent, passionate person who is probably the realist genuine person you’ll meet. Typically summer lover, party animal, or sex God.

Pat: Hey is Caremine working today?
Chuck: Yep that Caremine is trouble for sure. So much for getting work done.

by Bad_gyal June 12, 2020

carmine

Carmine "The Big Ragu" Ragusa was a character in the TV Show Laverne & Shirley. In the opening sequence of the show, Carmine can be seen biting into a big sandwich spilling the contents out the backside all over the table. Carmine can be used as a verb. To carmine.

You totally carmined that sandwich all over yourself!

by Press285 November 23, 2009

Douche Charming

The man who all women must settle for when they discover that there is no Prince Charming. Often does have good attributes, but is far from perfect.
Term can be replaced with "douche in shining armor."

Woman 1: I can't believe it's finally your wedding day. The dress is perfect and so is your new husband!!

Bride(sarcastically): Yeah, he's a real douche charming...

by AlMcD November 29, 2009