calamity james

"ol' keegan's gonna enjoy 'im"
"who?"
"calamity james, oo ja fink!"
"england, england's number one, england's, number one"
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

by theWestHamfan January 14, 2004

Flag

Get the calamity james mug.

Calamity

The brother of Roofie and a close ally, Calamity has been the victor of many battles he has never lost. There was a time where Roofie and Calamity arm wrestled and broke their way in the core of the earth, they came back out with coats on because how cold the middle was.

Calamity just ripped Thor’s head off!!

by The God Roofie February 26, 2019

Flag

Get the Calamity mug.

Related Words

chalami • Chalamius • calamity • chlamidiot • chalametsexual • Calamitas • calamity james • chaaamimy • chadamis • chalabi

Chlamidiot

Someone who is likely to contract chlamydia because of their own fault.

Guy 1: Hey, I had sex with Amy!
Guy 2: Why, she has chlamydia?!
Guy 1: Oh no, I am such a chlamidiot.

by Germby December 21, 2014

Flag

Get the Chlamidiot mug.

chlamidiphile

a sexual predator who targets people with chlamidia and doesnt let them go until he is the most powerful chlamidia weilder in the world

oh no... we just found out jon is a chlamidiphile

by omiester March 16, 2016

Flag

Get the chlamidiphile mug.

Calamituff

a person who gets famous from one thing, then refuses to even look at it and silences all mention of it.

Guy 1: I'm not really that into Twitch anymore, I think I'll move on.
Guy 2: Are you stupid!? Twitch MADE you, nobody cares about your other shit, man.
Guy 1: idc dude I wanna do this stuff instead
Guy 2: You really gonna be a Calamituff.
Guy 1: yea now never bring my past up again.
Guy 2: *only talks about past with Twitch*

by not enough definitions here November 8, 2020

Flag