cephalorectis

head in your ass.

"He is suffering from a bad case of cephalorectis."

"cephalorectis is a severe illness, unfortunately doctors have yet to find a cure."

by beachbabe777 November 6, 2009

Cepsi

The mixture of coca-cola and pepsi. Except there is slightly more Coke than Pepsi. Sometimes done for a unique flavor.

Person 1: Why are you mixing that Coke with that Pepsi?

Person 2: I'm Making Cepsi... duh

Person 1: Oh right, I knew that. People have said this before, Iv'e heard this. Yea I do it all the time, yea.

by FrankieA. May 29, 2010

Cephalopodus

I huge impossibly gnarly boner attack that has multiple things attached to the head. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you will. You're so screwed because of this, you really are screwed.....I can't help you now.

HOLY SHIT IT'S A CEPHALOPODUS!!!11!!!!!

by LONE_SIGNAL August 11, 2010

Ceprivation

the point of sleep deprivation in which motor skills fail and you can no longer type words with the correct spelling.

(over facebook or normal im chat)

Friend 1: dude, you're still up?

Friend 2: yaeh. I had too muhc caffne agan.
*much cafin agin
**much caffien agai
...fukc it

Friend 1: lol, are you drunk too?

Friend 2: no, I hav sleep ceprivation.

by Kai-07 July 11, 2011

cephalacunt

1. A hard-hearted woman.
2. A woman who is shrewd and cruel in nature.
3. A bitch.
4. An extreme cunt.

How could she break poor Timmy's heart like that? What a cephalacunt.

by marine_biologist August 17, 2011

Cephalorectally Challenged

One who struggles with removing and/or keeping his/her head out of his/her own arse.

Good Lord, that politician is cephalorectally challenged! Does he have a clue what he is talking about?

by The Cat Wrangler August 18, 2013

CEPB

Cant even play bitch

look you cepb you did it to

by CamCam4real April 26, 2016