the cat

A mythical cat that comes in at night and shits in your mouth usually after a long night of drinking or muff diving.

Mike: "Hey, did you guys see the cat."
Jay: "What cat?"
Mike: "The cat that shit in my mouth."

by RogueAviDog August 17, 2006

catting

copying what someone else is doing(imitating them)

"what you catting me for "?

by Esk1boy October 3, 2003

Cat

My only friend

I love my cat

by Amitybitches October 21, 2014

Cat

A furred animal. It has four legs and walks on all fours. The colors differ.

A cat is in the feline family.

by Kerriwillkillusallintheend August 4, 2008

cat

the word "cat" can also mean pussy or vagina

Bob "I fucked a girl last night, she has a good cat."
Greg "oh."

by boi with no life. April 2, 2017

Cat

The ultimate God. If you get a cat to befriend you and make it think spending time with you, a petty human, is worth it, you have been blessed.

Cats usually don't bother trying to be noticed by humans because they don't need to. Most wild cats are solitary, the exception being lions, as they live in prides.

Who really knows if you're the owner? Oftentimes, you are the cat's pet.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 9, 2017

Cat

An adorable furry animal that you can cuddle with all day. They sleep almost all day. They tend to track hair all over your house.

Look at that cat, she is sleeping!

by Billspicemaster June 20, 2013