chafing the carrot

another slang term for male masterbation

Dude, last night I was watching a porn and my mom walked in on me while I was chafing the carrot!

by RyanJ_53 April 09, 2009

Stinky Carrot

A carrot which has been housed inside of an anus. When removed, the carrot has a very noticeable horrible smell.

"Oh shit! I think Steve may have eaten the stinky carrot instead of the fresh one!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010

baby carrot

(noun) A small penis.

Did you see the huge truck that Justin bought? Bet ya he has a baby carrot!

by Kelly Keller November 10, 2005

Peas & Carrots

Meaning: I love you, we belong together, we go well together.

Actually a Forrest Gump reference: "We goes together like peas and carrots."

Forrest and Jenny were always taking walks together, they were like Peas & Carrots.

Mary-Jane: "I love you, Harry."
Harry: "Peas & Carrots, Mary Jane!"

by futuristic_testicles July 20, 2008

Mega Carrot

its a carrot, but its mega, FIRST BTW

Pervo The Great: hey lady would you like an alternative to your carrot?
lady: Yes.
Pervo the Great: well, take my Mega Carrot, am sure you're gonna like it, You can even eat it when you're finished!

by FrozenNipplesInAJar September 16, 2017

carrot rope

1. a little christian lie
2. marijuana?
3. a metaphor for anyones simple trick to escape boredom

"Its no ploy! Its no gimic!"

"Would you like to play 20 questions with me? Carrot Rope"

by andrewco October 06, 2005

waxing the carrot

the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.

I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.

by forizzle March 09, 2005