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candice

person 1: who is candice
person 2: ;)
by imad hijazi lol July 1, 2021
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Candice

A play on the words "can this D fit in your mouth" Candice is a non-existent person, mentioned as a trap for the "Candice DI-**" joke.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Candice?
Victim 1: No, who's Candice?
Person 1: CANDICE D FIT IN YO MOUTH
Victim 1: Sad
by The unfunny man November 24, 2021
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Candice

This is how this name is used

CANDeEZ nutz fit in ur mouth

It could also mean an extremely large elephant

OMG, DOES DUMBO THE ELEPHANT TECHNICALLY COUNT AS A "CANDICE"? Welllll yes.
Person 1: Good Morning!
Person 2: Heyyyyy
Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Candice (Can these) nuts fin in yo mouth?
Person 2: no
by URMOMMY:D April 12, 2023
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Candice

A very sweet, and caring girl. She truly has respect for anyone , no matter who it is. She always has a smile on her face, whether she is feeling down, sick, or not feeling in the mood to do anything. She is always putting others before herself. She suffers in silence, and doesn't let many people in. She has such trust issues, probably due to past trauma. She is very nice, and the best girl you could have in your life. Candice will never put you down, watch you suffer, or cause you to suffer. You could go to her for anything you need, she will always be around. She will always be there for you if you need her. She genuinely is a true one.
"I need someone to talk too.."

"Why don't you talk to Candice? She'll listen!"

"Hmm. You're right!"
by fuckmedaddydamon December 23, 2022
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A way to make your friends commit suicide. You get hit with this and you get immediate terminal illness. Deadliest

"joke" (if its even a joke) you could ever tell someone.
"Did you see happened to Candice?" (Friend 1)
"No what?" (Friend 2)
"Candice dick fit in your mouth!!!" (Friend 1)
*Friend 2 dies*
by yoobisoft October 24, 2018
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Candice Chaffen

The biggest whore from Australia that you'll ever meet in your life.
She is so fake that it is unbelievable. Don't let yourself fooled by a pretty face and a fake smile. She's only smilying because there's no brain inside her head.
She constantly cheats on her boyfriend and lies about everithing.
1 month in a work place and she already fucked every single man that she works with.
She is sociable and nice for one thing only. Her game is to sleep with every girl's boyfriend. Cought on the act she will deny everything.
Hey dude, is it your turn tonight?

Yeah dude, why?
Just wondering how much is it gonna take with Candice...
No prob bro, I'll be fast.
Cheers bro.

That's a Candice Chaffen for you!

Candice is usually a girl that will swallow everything.
by AsItIs99999 December 20, 2018
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Whose Candice

by anonymous May 9, 2022
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