Canada

The best friend of the United States, along with the UK and Australia. Its people are generally much more calm, rational and reasonable than their counterparts to the south. Its soldiers fought bravely and in countless cases died with honor side by side with British and American troops in the trenches of the Great War, on the beaches of Normandy, and in the mountains of Korea. Has a history and culture similar to our own, but generally less obsessed with violence and killing. Tends to be more liberal politically, never having had slavery or segragation, and less puritanical when dealing with alcohol and marijuana. Has a large French-speaking population, which, to their credit, has not yet surrendered to Germany in any war. As a nation, tends to be fairly honest and trustworthy, as evidenced by its stable currency and respectable diplomatic standing in the world. To the best of my knowledge, no Canadian citizens or interests have ever been explicitly targeted by international terrorists, and no Canadian army has ever invaded another country unprovoked.
Because of their usually sunny disposition, especially when compared with citizens of the US, Canadians are often seen as naive, gullible and/or not very pugnacious. Any student of history will find ample evidence to refute this stereotype.
Capital: Ottawa
Pop.: 33.1 million (2006)
Independence: July 1st, 1867 and December 11th, 1931 (there is a logical explanation for this)
GDP: $1.08 trillion (11th largest in the world)
Flag: Three vertical bands (red, white, red) with maple leaf centered in white band. Not very offensive, rarely burned by Muslims.

I'd rather have Canada as my neighbor than any other country in the world.

by thaks April 27, 2006

Joey from Canada

A nickname for the best electronic music producer and performer EVER: deadmau5.

Joey from Canada is my hero!

by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Canada

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.

America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!

by Joe Smith December 4, 2003

The Origin of Canada

First there was moose, then there was internet, then it was complete.

The mobile moose started it all, eh? Ya eh, that was the origin of Canada.

by acanadian123 January 14, 2011

canada

-Friendly, very well liked and respected all over the world.
-We don't have enemies like the our neighbours to the south.
-We really don't have a military but that's okay because we're generally known for our peacekeeping.
-We aren't arrogant,and we don't feel the need to start unnecessary wars.
-Canadian Beer, #1.
-Crime is substantially less than that of the US.
-Hockey, the best damn sport there is, is what we live and breathe.
-Universal Healthcare.
-Beautiful natural scenery everywhere you look.
-You can experience so many different cultures because Canada is very multi-cultural.
-For almost a decade, Canada was ranked number one in the United Nation's Quality of Life survey.

Bottom line is, there is no where else in the world I'd rather live.
I'm so proud to live in this great country.

I love Canada, and so does everyone else.

by j0813 March 11, 2005

toto cagado

a pussy dirty with shit..

diablo esa tipa tiena el toto cagado anoche.. "damn that chicks pussy was covered in shit last night."

by g the scholar.. May 7, 2009

New Canada

Minnesota

That girl is from New Canada; the only things she knows are mosquitoes and hockey.

by jeromyrb March 3, 2011