caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee

Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!

by RubberCustard May 25, 2007

caffeinely

Adjective. Very fast, in a stress out way. Could also involve shaking hands.

I went with this guy last night, he came caffeinely fast!

by thisiscafetiere November 22, 2011

Caffeinesnail

Great guy.

"I love Caffeinesnail"

by Not caffeinesnail July 8, 2013

Caffeineohollic

One who is addicted to caffeine

Alyson is a caffeineohollic

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

Caffeinopathy

A disease of the central nervous system caused by ingesting an excessive amount of caffeine on an empty stomach over a long period of time. Symptoms of the disease include constant jitteriness, sleep deprivation, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, increased pulse rate, increased respiration rate, and a major crash to the body.

Sorry ma'am, you've been diagnosed with caffeinopathy.

by Dr. Ocular Strange March 27, 2018

caffeinist

A fundamentalist practitioner of the daily caffeine ritual so dogmatic they refuse to serve, let alone imbibe, any other beverage known to humans.

They ONLY drink coffee.

They only permit coffee to be served to family and friends.

They rip babies out of the arms of mothers nursing infants to pour black (slightly cooled) coffee down the throats of said child asserting the lifelong progression towards dementia being diminished thenceforward.

Damn, he is such a caffeinist, he ended the blind date with Jolene at the diner the moment he realized she was drinking tea instead of coffee!

by Jules.Sheehy January 20, 2020

caffeine pacing

Caffeine Pacing is the slow or incremental increase or decrease in Caffeine intake for the purpose of avoiding negative effects of overdose or withdraw.

Caffeine pacing can reduce headaches when reducing or eliminating caffeine from your diet.

by Ijellan Sauer September 14, 2020