cook by numbers

A meal that requires nothing more than pushing numbers on the microwave. Often times a frozen dinner or leftovers.
Mark's parents were out of town, so he had to cook by numbers.
by Erik Belsaas March 01, 2006
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football numbers

a term used to describe a general amount of timesomeone is in jail for. Based on the large numbers in the double digits, from the numbers on players' jerseys in the NFL. It originally was used for saying how long someone had to do time, but over the years, it has unsuccessfully been used to describe other large numbers.

Other rumor has it that it came from the scoring pattern of the actual game of football, which is a touchdown is 6 points, and a field goal following is another point, basically making every touchdown about 7 points a score, which represents the years that someone gets in jail.
Yo, did you hear about Steve going to prison? I dont know what he did, but I hear he's doing football numbers...it HAD to be bad.
by NyeGuy May 19, 2007
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number narty

a slumber party in the naked = naked slumber party
"Woah, Did he really jeff her at the number narty?
"I'm bored. Let's throw a number narty tonight."
"So we finished playing some nabble and segued to the number narty."
by You Just Got Rick Rolled February 21, 2008
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number runs

If you make number runs, you're bringing betting slips and cash wagers to where they do an illegal lottery. i pick 3 or 4 numbers and win money if they're drawn
I Tote guns, I make number runs...
-Biggie Smalls
by c0rpse December 09, 2006
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number catcher

Slang for diaper. Worn by adults as well as enfants.
A Depends "number catcher"...for Gramps. A Huggies "number catcher"...for the baby. This will be a 5 hour trip, and they both are going to have an unavoidable #1 at some point. The baby is good for a #2 as well.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2021
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IP number

My IP number is 192.168.0.1.
by ayan4m1 February 27, 2011
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The Number of the Feast

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.
The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.
by Fasters December 10, 2022
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