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Consume thine buttocks

A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."

Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."
by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018
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Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.
1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!
by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022
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ButtPocket

n. A pocket in the back of a pair of leggings used to store items such as keys, money, or a cell phone while excersizing. Often used as a comparison for something that is to small or unuseful.
"Where am I supposed to keep my water bottle while I'm hiking?" "Keep it on your shoes..." " That is almost as unuseful as a ButtPocket!"
by HJG123 January 6, 2017
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Buttuckus

Regina better get her buttuckus over here right now.
by Definishiner January 19, 2023
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buttrock

A derogatory term for mainstream rock music that derives from a common slogan used by rock radio stations, "station name - Nothing But Rock". The musical definition of buttrock largely depends on the musical tastes of the speaker. It can refer to various genres of mainstream rock from the 70's through the 2000's - common examples include hair metal, grunge, post-grunge, and pop punk.
As I've gotten older, I've become a buttrock enthusiast and I don't care what anyone thinks.
by beerrun42 June 21, 2023
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Battock

Oh god, look at Neil and his one leg. He’s such a battock
by WigglyLamppost February 18, 2024
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buttookis

a capybara from buildabear named buttookis
buttookis had a good day today
by xandraklz June 11, 2024
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