buttchex

the lower cheeks that always seem to get clapped

He just got his buttchex clapped!

by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019

Buttcheek Cigar

A log of shit hanging from your buttcheeks just before it splashes into the toilet. If at this moment someone were to catch a glimpse of your butt it would appear as though your butt was a giant pair of hairy lips smoking a cigar.

OMG It smells like someone was smoking the old buttcheek cigar in there. Use some spray man.

by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020

Buttcran

The sexual act of putting cranberry cans up yours or your partners asshole.

Buttcran really fucking hurts

by MoistCyanide May 21, 2022

oral buttcheek

It's a ass with a mouth

When I saw that oral buttcheek I was like "jesus Christ that asshole has a mouth"

by Lemon drop dizzy January 2, 2017

sex buttcheek lips

Win you grils face looks like a dogs ass doing a duck face a ladys night for free drinks

Dam baby you got sex buttcheek lips I kiss those if my dog ass did not look like Thom

by Thedicksmademedoit July 12, 2021

Matthew Butchard

One of the whitest men on Cape Cod, says the n word to seem cool yet is just racist and extremely homophobic. Laces girls to get with him and his boyfriend Playboy are so cute together!

“Who’s the most creepy, racist, homophobic man you’ve ever met?”

“Definitely Matthew Butchard!”
“Hey don’t forget about his boyfriend Playboy (who will “steal ur girlfriend” with his man bun)!”

by ccdr1324 July 25, 2023

jerry lewis' buttcrack

a slab of mold in between two buns - otherwise known as a poor man's peanut butter sandwich.

When I lived on the streets a few years ago, i lived off of jerry lewis' buttcrack.

by Joeyouknow March 27, 2011