Bumpkin

When a guy is getting his dick sucked and he puts a line of coke in front of the person's mouth on his dick and he/she snorts it while inserting the cock in his/her mouth. The ultimate blowjob

The frat bro bribed the stripper to suck his dick if he let her give him a bumpkin.

by bumpkinman February 12, 2013

Bumkiss

1. To press your bum against another person's lips when they are expecting your face.
2. A humorous surname.

1. He told me to close my eyes and then he bumkissed me!
2. You know that guy? Yeah, Mr. Bumkiss.

by Pennycook November 23, 2007

country bumpkin

big bellied, long haired, untrimmed bearded, fat-so that works at a factory 1/2 the year, laid off the rest of the time. Spends his evenings eating dinner on a TV tray watching TV in the front room. His unemployed wife's 3 kids, with 3 different daddies, eating dinner with their hands in the kitchen. Leaving the dirty dishes to pile up in the sink until they run out, or until she has time to rinse them off. Has many rusty vehicles surrounding the house, but only one runs.

My ex-husband is a country bumpkin.

by zookeeper January 14, 2005

country bumkin

a urban person in the middle class from the south that perfers corn bread and fried chicken and have a heavy accent from north carolina

what it do i got some leftovers its fried chicken, sweet potato pie macaroni, pork chops, corn bread, peach cobbler, rice and chicken, spare ribs......................turkey, chicken legs

damn country bumkin

by wadalian February 4, 2010

bumsniff

Someone who sniffs bums, an insult

look at you, you little bumsniff

by Lloydy May 13, 2005

Bumsniff

Sniffing something with one's anus. Place the anus over somebodys face and clench the muscles of the bottom,, the opposite of a fart, thus bumsniffing.

Michael always wanted to bumsniff Merlo, so when the chance came, he bumsniffed him then he had a tashwank to celebrate.

by Pervy P April 28, 2009

buskin

An abrasive, uncomfortable hand-job, usually resulting in bleeding abrasions.

Dan: What's that on your pants?

Tim: Dude, she gave me a buskin last night and I think my dick is still bleeding!

by panic404 May 18, 2011