Speed bump

A speed bump is:

1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!

2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.

3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.

*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!

Cindy: Sure!

Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!

*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.

Bobby: *sniffs speed

Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 21, 2021

bumpbuddy

A neighbor, friend, or other acquaintance with whom you agree that slight accidental automobile collisions are acceptable.

"Dude, you just hit his bumper!" "No worries, that's my neighbor Larry's truck. We are bumpbuddies."

Well, you rear ended me. But if you'll be my bumpbuddy, we can forget this ever happened.

by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014

dusty bumper

A dusty bumper is the action of falling ass-first into the dirt while ones pants are around their ankles. Common during rowdy outdoor sex and defecating in the woods. If the latter is the cause of the dusty bumper, one may walk away with a rusty bumper.

Earl: Last night, I was beatin' cheeks with Becky in them woods right behind my trailer, when i tripped over a stob and gave myself a dusty bumper!

Jim-Bob: Well hell yeah brother, than poon is totally worth it! Fuckin' ain't nuthin' if she ain't yer cousin! Yeeeehaw!!

by Hammer of Jesus August 4, 2017

Get off my bumper

To give me some space... please. Ur all in my personal shit.

Girl 1: Damn everytime I turn around that chick is always lookin at you.
Girl 2: Yes, she really needs to get off my bumper and give me some space.

by mrsidontgivadamn March 23, 2009

Writer's Bump

A callous formed on the finger your pencil rests on as a result of writing by hand too much.

"What's that on your finger?"
"It's a Writer's Bump, cause I write a lot."

by Nibblet101 February 13, 2010

Coco Bump

A sexual act performed by locals from several caribbean nations with visiting female tourists, always with their enthusiastic consent. The female holds onto a buoy, log or other bouyant object in the ocean, while being simultaneously penetrated anally and vaginally, by two males. To people on the shore, it merely looks like three people swimming in the ocean and is thus a very discreet sex act. Known in Jamaica, Aruba, Bahamas, Trinidad and Tobago, St. Kitts, Nevis, Barbados and U.S. Virgin Islands.

My ex-girlfriend went with her girlfriends to Hedonism II last summer. I later found out she did the coco bump with some locals and summarily dumped her.

by rent a rasta July 5, 2010

bumper dumper

When two cars are parked close enough together that you can rest each a butt cheek on each bumper to take a shit.

Oh man! If i can't find a bathroom i'm going to have to pull a bumper dumper.

by Munchus Maximus December 4, 2013