Buffet Queen

Usually a larger robuste woman wearing plaid and elastic waist pants, that truly enjoys buffets. Visiting cheap buffets 3-4 times a week, often calling in advance to reserve a table up close for less walking. Staff know her by name. Buffet Queens look at eating as a technique.

Oh my gawd! Here comes the Buffet Queen...HIDE THE FRIED CHICKEN! Is she sweating gravy????

by Alotafagina May 14, 2006

buffer posts

The most recent comments of a video that are read during the short time it takes a YouTube video to load/buffer.

Buffer posts are usually read to verify that the video itself is enoyable/real.

Usually the last 5-10 comments are considered buffer posts.

I was reading some buffer posts since the new Shane Dawson video was taking forever to load...

by imjustanormalguy August 10, 2009

buffet brigade

A group of large obese people who travel in packs

Four big girls were walking toward Beau and he said "Here comes the buffet brigade!"

by jollybean420 September 23, 2011

buffet dad

Someone who has to take a shit immediately after consuming a meal.

"Welp, time to go drop the kids off at the pool" is a common exclamation of a dad after going hard at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hence he is a buffet dad.

by Buffet Father April 3, 2019

ad-buffer

When one pauses live television to create an allotment of recorded time. This allows the viewer the ability to fast forward through any unwanted commercials.

Before watching "Family Guy" my bro pauses it to create an "ad-buffer" so as to avoid any commercials.

by highflyer33 January 8, 2010

Vampire Buffet

Cunnilingus when performed on one or more menstruating women in one session.

When Samantha invited five of her dorm friends over for my birthday, I had no idea her present to me was going to be a vampire buffet.

by BuffetBob October 6, 2016

Buffet

Usually a long line of random foods that will make you want to taste everything. This will result in a very big stomach ache and/or the inability to stand up and walk around.

Maria: Man! Look at this buffet! There's so much food! I'll just taste a bit of everything.

Bob: Yeah, right! I bet you five bucks you'll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.

(Later)

Maria: Here's the five bucks, now can you help me?

Bob: Nope. (runs off with money)

by Iamsobored123 July 26, 2011