Douche Bagger Vance

Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.

Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance

by Joker25 January 5, 2008

paper bagger

A girl who the only way you'd have sex with them is if they wore a paper bag on their head. See also one bagger, two bagger, or three bagger

Cohort A: That girl has a nice body, but what a nasty face
Cohort B: Yep, definitely a paper bagger.

by Benny October 10, 2004

Biaggio

A large-nose Italian who gets you so hot in your pants that you have no choice but to call the fire department. He makes girls aged from fetus to near-death faint when he walks by from his undeniable Biaggio-ness, and Justin Bieber only wishes he were Biaggio. Biaggio can sniff out anything, and is considered more valuable to police departments than their bloodhounds.

"Hey James, did you see that guy before, the one with Piaggio's Benis?"

"Yeah dude, he was a total Biaggio."

by I Hate Mathu June 2, 2013

baggin up

Laughing out loud at something.

I've never heard this outside of Delaware.

"I started baggin up when I heard my teacher's name was Mr. Doody"

by Drake Dwornik May 11, 2004

lemon baggin

almost like tea baggin'. when a girl sucks your balls and makes a face like she just sucked on a lemon.

after nicole was sucking my balls her face squinted and i came up with this definition and called it lemon baggin.

by oliver closeoff December 24, 2006

two-bagger

A chick that is so ugly that you not only have to put a bag over her head before you fuck her, you put a bag over your own head as insurance in case her bag comes off.

It was "ugly lady night" at the bar last night and I brought a Two-bagger home with me.

by Crassanova August 28, 2003

fat bagger

1. A girl who is both fat and a bagger; a Cleveland Brown who is chubby; a butterface with too much junk in the trunk: an overweight girl who is also ugly.

2. A hogger; guy who hooks up with a fat chick; a person who goes hogging and bags a fatty.

1. Eew, look at her - she's ugly as sin and weighs about 200 pounds. She's a fat bagger.

2. John nailed another fatty the other night. He's a fat bagger.

by PMax March 9, 2008