Bummer

Meaning tough luck and or thats shitty invented by arthur artonomous page

Thats a bummer dude or Its a real bummer Melissa is wrong

by Pememo September 30, 2007

Blummer

The applicable term to describe colossal disappointment that can only resemble being very close to accruing a blumpkin just to have the slut back out at the last minute.

ME: did i tell you of this slut that i fuggin got a blow job from last night bro?
JV: what? no haha do tell
ME: so.. im at this party. this chicks totally eye fuckin me. im drinkin heaps of beer and the smothered burrito i ate isnt sittin so hot on my belly. she ends up grabbin my junk and tells me to meet her in the bathroom. niiiiiize. but when i get there she was pukin her slutty cheap vodka up. i just shut the door and took a shit upstairs. talk about a blummer.

by umbels September 19, 2010

Bummer City, Batman

A phrase which denotes an unfortunate occurrence, about which little can be done or which has no simple remedy.

"Someone just dropped my wallet into the sewer main!"
"Bummer City, Batman."

by TerraForce September 19, 2006

summer bummer

a person who bums around (does whatever they feel like whenever they want) all summer lonnng. the person may or may not have a job, but probably smokes pot. if you are one, you're probably proud of it. if you're not, you probably wish you were.

"what are you doing this summer?"
"nothing at all"
"oh i see, you're a summer bummer"
"hellll yes"

by EE$ December 25, 2008

bummer jacket

A condom used for anal sex. (From "bomber jacket").

He was wearing a bummer jacket.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2005

Bummersauce

(Noun) (Adjective)

Something that is disappointing or unpleasant. of poor, wretched, or miserable quality; worthless.

A: The new neighbors lost their house to foreclosure.

B: Oh Bummersauce.

by anthony886 June 1, 2011

mum bummer

The act of being overly nice and polite to the parents of friends/acquaintances, especially mothers, when you are in fact brash and filthy around your peers.

See also: dad spooner, granny grinder

We needed to leave but Kevin was busy being a mum bummer and we got there ten minutes late.

I'm wasn't mum bumming, she was just asking me all these questions.

by barkbat October 22, 2009