bruise

A verd. Eqivalent of burn, to diss someone. An insult used by the third party after first part makes fun of a second party.

George: That lady is hawt.
Paco: Your mom is hawt.
Jeffy: BRUISED!

On man, you got bruised!

That's a bad bruise!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

by Jumping Bean October 18, 2006

bruised fruit

A homosexual male with emotional issues.

You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!

by Armed & Hammered July 27, 2006

BRUISED MY WALNUTS

A enormous, near violent, fart.

"Damn, I just bruised my walnuts."

by pancreaticjuices May 6, 2006

bruiser

A very unattractive woman. Often associated with large size or a prehistoric quality.

This nasty girl at the bar, I tell ya she was a real bruiser, went home with my roommate.

by Sabb April 22, 2006

bruise

Bruise- a combination of the words "break" and "lose." My brother always does this :(

You noobert! Why did you bruise the stupid computer again!????!1111

by pwner1111 November 27, 2010

Bruised the toilet

To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.

Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.

by lewdog07 February 18, 2010

Douche-bruise

Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure

Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey

"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."

"David? Total Douchebruise."

by IDidItFirst! October 16, 2011