Ecuadorian Brown Eye

When you get punched in the eye by an Ecuadorian with a fist full of feces.

Joey was awakened with an Ecuadorian Brown Eye. Now Lucas gets his breakfast on time.

by Fr3ak5h0w November 14, 2014

lazy brown eye

common condition. asshole has difficulty staying puckered.

after a night of hard sex carol's asshole kept giving my the lazy brown eye as I continued working her clit.

(can be treated with a slap of a good hard dildo or hand or ice cubes.)

by Macc April 29, 2006

crossing brown eyes

"if you pull your butt cheeks apart and rub buttholes with another person"

We were crossing brown eyes as foreplay before going in with a double ended dildo between us.

by slayerscylla January 04, 2022

oozing brown eye

an oozing asshole. either shit, cum or blood.

After I past out at the blue oyster I woke up with a sore throat and an oozing brown eye.

by bagslapper June 09, 2006

buggerd brown eye

a gay mans butthole which has been buggered so many times that it resembles the color of cinnamon

Nathan wondered if Dave was a virgin butt pirate, Roon said, "What r u an IDIOT? You can easily tell he's not by lookin at his buggerd brown eye."

by Sherif Woody December 22, 2009

Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

by Jared March 25, 2004

brown eye eclipse

A boil on the buttocks which grows so large that it blocks
the anal passage.

Dan's was ostracized from the all male, adult film industry after his brown eye eclipse.

by cranking with hank September 29, 2012