broken toothpick

The thin line of skin on the underside of the penis that runs from the head down the shaft that resembles a broken toothpick.
Maria was edging my cock last night and I blew a wad across the room when she flicked her tongue on my broken toothpick
by Tony Two-Times April 14, 2017
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broken home

A home in which one or both parents is absent due to divorce or separation; children in such an environment may be prone to antisocial behavior.

Source: Juvenile Delinquency: Theory, Practice, and Law, 12th Edition by Authors Siegel & Welsh
978-1-285-45840-3
by nikkolaus October 07, 2015
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Broken Boner

n. Sexual injury occuring when the man misses the woman during vigorous intercourse, bending his Unit while still fully Erect. Sometimes the woman can be injured in the process as well. The worst senario is when the woman is Riding the man and bends the mans Schlong all the way back to it's base. Usually a Broken Boner is accompanied by sobbing, fainting and, in extreme cases, Barfing and trips to the ER.

Could cause permanent damage, leading to Crooked Dick
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhh... broken boner!!!"
by <--Beavis--> March 01, 2006
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broken record

One who continually repeats the same statement with little variation, if any.

Derives directly from the (slightly inaccurate) term involving polyvinyl record albums, where such a "broken" record would repeatedly skip back a moment in what being played. (The term was inaccurate - usually such skippage was caused by debris on the disc.)
Hey, Bob is being a broken record about the salad bar. Somebody wanna hit him?
by Dennis The Tiger April 11, 2007
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Broken Uterus

A broken uterus is when you have aggressive sex and after it feels like a broken uterus. This is caused by the duration, number of sessions, force and large penis size. Very few people experience a broken uterus, but those that due are actually very lucky.
We haven't seen each other in over 30 days. We've been in bed for 8 hours and haven't slept. Now she has a broken uterus!
by Sexy, ageless, beauty! January 02, 2012
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broken hearted

The worst thing you could ever do to someone. It's a feeling of love, hate, depression, anger, & anxiety all at once. It's the feeling that puts you in a state you cannot escape. You can't get over him/her/them. You love him/her/them. But you hate them for what they did to you. You want him/her/them back so badly, you just want to kiss or hug or cuddle with or talk to him/her/them without starting another argument. And your friends try to help you out, say that it's all their fault and that you should get over him/her/them. But you can't. The reminder of what you had with him/her/them makes you upset just thinking about it. You could be crying about it for days. Weeks. Months. Years, maybe. You can't get over it. He/She/They has/have broken your heart. Ripped it into a bunch of tiny pieces like a paper shredder.
"Hey, why is Sammy so upset today?"

"She got dumped by George, and now she's broken hearted. Don't talk to her about it. It'll make her more upset."
by depressionkills February 02, 2016
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