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bringing to the table

To Bring to The Table:

To give stories of sexual encounters,

photos of girls,

supply of food,
wanting lunch at 12 pm

and

informing the boys of new female staff
or
girls walking past.

Failure to comply with these rules can bring upon ‘Dogging of the boys
Emailing around pictures of good looking girls to mates at work is referred to as "bringing to the table."
by dogginthboys May 13, 2009
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Man 1: “OMG, that bitch is coming over to brag about his “straight” boyfriend”.

Man 2: “I can’t stand that slut. Internalized homophobia’’s wiki has his name under the “see other” in MLA the references”

Man 3: “So my man wants to chill but only if it’s gay_”

Man 2: “You can get to stepping. You’re bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar and you are not coming here and playing Gold Star Queen!!

Man 1: “Bye!!!”
by 467877fdfg March 29, 2018
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bricking

when you're laughing so hard you're shitting bricks, equivalent to LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB but shorter
jean: *says something insanely funny*
luca: IM BRICKING LMFAOOOOO
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Blinking

The combination of Blogging and Drinking.

The act of Blogging (while Drunk,) including details you probably wouldn't reveal if you were sober.
Can you believe what Zero posted on the Jagged Spiral blog? He *must* have been blinking!

I always go back the next day and read my blog posts after a night of heavy blinking.
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Binkington

AKA Mike,

Name applied to a common average guy. Someone mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
Oh Look...It's another Mike.
Guy: Dude Im so tired.

Guy2: Just give it the good old Binkington effort.

Guy: Good Call!
by adart October 18, 2008
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Bringing all the girls to my fjord

Norwegian way of swooing the fair maidens. Used to show that one is perticularly good at an activity, it's a socially accepted way of bragging of ones skill.
"Hey, I'm Norwegian. I'm good at skiing, drinking, fishing, hating the Danish, and bringing all the girls to my fjord" *Winks*
by PeopleSay-5IsColdsmh April 21, 2017
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Bricking around

When you're just emotionless, monotonous and boring.
Günther: I thought I was an emotionaless scumbag, but then I met Gertrude.
Emily: He's bricking around all the time, it's better not to talk to him.
by sarky February 26, 2018
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