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BILF

Lea ~ "Holy shitkebabs; see that beautiful bloke over there with a massive beard?"

Victoria ~ "Yeah, what a BILF, let's go fondle it!"
by ichbintimothy February 5, 2014
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bilf

Possibly the most versatile word in any language. Though it sounds like "some b word I'd like to fuck," bilf actually refers to semen, but can be used much like fuck in that while someone can be bilfing, can bilf all over the place, can be full of bilf, and can be bilfed upon or into, they can also be referred to as a Bilf.
Damn hot mama, I'm gonna bilf in your bilf chalice.

Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf

You bilf nugget

you bilfing moron.

I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.
by esoterism October 28, 2009
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Brile

1. The state of tiredness when you begin to fall asleep doing an activity, ie. surfing the net, studying, etc.

2. Similar to the Hawaiian 'da kine', brile can mean anything the speaker wishes it to.

3. Also used to express extreme tiredness
The origination: Geeez. I just looked at the vlock and shook his head, rease's he'se used to next, only brile up a little.

"Man, I'm so brile, I need to go take a nap."

"I was up so late IMing, I was falling asleep while typing!" "Wow you were pretty brile!"
by Freya the Dark January 9, 2010
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briefs

tight fitting underwear that way if you have some big you know whats they wont be swinging aroud everywhere
i wear briefs and i love them i need them but i thing theres two things wrong with it

1.they make you look dorky
2.when your changing in gym class its more likely yyour going to be the victim of the painful wedgie!!!
by Stick Maniac June 18, 2008
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House of Brilliance

The most equal house on Discord with the most equal community. Answering the questionnaire provided by Discord will allow you to get a house, but answering it all correctly will throw you in the House of Brilliance.
Nerd: B-Bravery is best!
True Intellectual: No, all houses are equal, but the House of Brilliance is more equal than the rest.
Nerd: BrAvErY iS bEsT NOW IM GONNA DAB ON YOU
by The only guy thats sane-ish August 27, 2018
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brildo

A hairbrush, preferably with a soft texture, that horny girls use for sexual pleasure that are to nervous to go out and buy a dildo.
Ew why is there brown marks on the handle of my brush, my sis must have used it as a brildo.
by ska8boy10 December 10, 2009
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briffin

A strong feeling between to boys.
I am feeling so briffin for you!
by Briffinismylife March 24, 2016
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