Baking Soggy

When you have sexual intercourse with a loaf of bread

I got fired from the bakery for baking soggy on the job

by bluffuwu April 11, 2022

beaking

Noun.

The act of placing a grapefruit on your penis, then having a duck eat said grapefruit causing sexual stimulation in the process.

Jackie: "Anything short of beaking is vanilla"

by Ecumenical Christianity April 29, 2023

Maximus Bakington

When you are very very stoned. hense MAXimus BAKington. When you are high you have to shout out this phrase in an announcer-type voice.

"dude, i'm fuckin smacked"
"werd.... MAXIMUS BAKINGTON!!!"

by yer12345 March 15, 2009

Yodel Boating

Placing your head between a woman's breasts and vigorously shaking your head back and forth while yodeling. Similar to motor boating except you yodel which adds a European flair to the activity.

Yo, I totally Yodelboated your sister yesterday in the Swiss Alps, then I took her to Paris and gave her The Eiffel Tower.

Yodel Boating dat' Swiss Miss.

by Sackajuhwayyyyahhhhh October 16, 2014

hand baking

Warming your hands in your's or another person's pants.

Tina began hand baking her hands against Todd's warm balls on a cold fall night.

by Floppybananas June 2, 2018

Chrome Booking

Making up a lie off the top of your head that you actually believe

Jalen was Chrome Booking when he told his parents that he asked for a Chrome Book for Christmas knowing that he asked for a plain laptop.

by Jalentw06 July 16, 2018

power-braking

1. The act of chasing benzodiazepines with strong coffee

My girlfriend and I stayed up all night power-braking.

by crippled clown February 15, 2019