Blumpkin

When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob

She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.

by EthanJettsucksdick March 7, 2016

Double Decker Blumpkwich

The act of getting a blowjob by two girls while eating a sandwich and taking a dump.

Jesse - "Why weren't you in class again?"
Rich- "I was getting a double decker blumpkwich."
Jesse - "I dont know whether to be jealous or throw up."
Rich- "Your just jealous."

by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010

blamph

Totally amazing. Blamph's usually have extremely distinguishable voices, and will kick your ass if you call them a loud, short, noisy fart (collectively farts).

Omg, it's Blamphhh!

"I love kricken."

by Notkricken... September 12, 2012

damn bitch you built like a blimp

a saying you say to a really fat woman

DAMN BITCH YOU BUILT LIKE A BLIMP

by Xx_THATDUDE_xX February 9, 2018

Blumpkin Backfire

Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.

Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.

by Purrris August 14, 2006

buffet blimp

a buffet blimp is a large person who dines at a "eat all you want style restaurant"

Don't look now but the "buffet blimp" is taking all the mashed potatoes and gravy. I hope she leaves enough for me!

by Mama Geri March 14, 2006

Blamped

Word used to describe the feeling of being Run Down, tired, screwed up, messed up, or generally not as good as you can be.

Also used to describe the general feeling of any negative experience.

I was up all night partying and today I'm all Blamped !

I got into an accident, I have no insurance, and now my car is all BLAMPED and I can't pay for it.

by Steve Francis September 3, 2007