Dirty Great Bloater

A very large gentleman

Look at Mick over there, eating all them pies, he's a dirty great bloater.

by Zipppppey November 27, 2012

Bloat Factory

A fat person who is so fat that they are permanetely stationary, and still produce an abundace of sweat. Hence making them 'factories'.

They have no ability to use there limbs and are the kind of people who never see their toes.

Heh that fat kid is a bloat factory.

See also Bloat Wagon

by RandomHero March 22, 2004

Bloatation marks

Streaks of poo stains on white underwear, also known as skid marks, but in this instance occurring as a result of farting.

Man 1: bro what's going on? why does your house smell like bleach?

Man 2: I met this great chick and tonight's our third date. I'm trying to get rid of the bloatation marks on my underwear in case I get lucky tonight.

Man 1: Dude you gotta cut out those refried beans.

by Wpprsnppr November 10, 2013

bloatus

An absolutely huge ball sack, round and plump to the point of nearly exploding, similar to a bloated stomach. Often veiny and riddled with shallow wrinkle lines, in extreme cases it resembles a beach ball from the 1960's, overly inflated to the point of bursting. Usually smells like a cross between undercooked pork and horse hoof.

He mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking I'd be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth.

by woody slutfree October 19, 2010

Blopkin

Related to the Blumpkin. The Blopkin is the act of recieving fellatio while playing a multiplayer game of Call of Duty: Black Ops (Blops). Concurrent with your orgasm, you must score a headshot against an opposing player.

Shirley gave me a Blopkin last night; I got a headshot and so did she!

by Roflcopty234 March 18, 2011

bloctober

A word refering to the october of 2005... when the hip new band bloc party ebarked on a most fantabolous tour.

Blimey i can't wait to see the party in bloctober it's gonna be awesome

by Yo Yo McGee March 14, 2005

Blop Job

A blop job is like titty fucking, but different. The biggest difference: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! With the titty fuck it is obvious that the move focuses on the boob area of a female, but a blop job, on the other hand, focuses on the butt cheeks. The same concept applies: squeeze together and go to town...all the while avoiding penitration of the rectal region (none of that until after marriage, otherwise Jesus gets pissed). The other key part in executing a successful blop job is the lubrication used for between the glutes: marmalade or some other fruited spread.

Winston: Bro, so I heard things got a little sticky last night with Brenda?

Buckley: Yeah, she's gunna be scrubbing grape jelly out of her butt for months after the blop job I gave her.

by Miles B. March 11, 2009