blooper

uber or awesome

Danny: Hey you stupid douce why do you watch American Idol?

Marc(the pansy):idk maybe because it's blooper

by impulsepizza January 14, 2009

bloner

A bloner is a loaner boner. A person must go the boner bank and request a boner loan. If their boner-credit score is appropriately high, the loaner will be boned. f not, his boner will detained and possibly destroyed by court order at a later date. Once loaned, a loaned boner may be used for further loaning, or possibly even same-day boning.
Boner mortgages, while popular, are not always the solution and may cause boner bankruptcy in later years. Boner leases are less popular but are viewed to be a simpler boner solution.

"Your bloner is approved."

by Turtle turtle October 22, 2006

booner

A man who loves to fart in public.

Who farted? Booner did!!

by Rick Duble July 9, 2006

maggot booner

the maggot booner is an alcoholic drink conspired a few fathoms east of westchesshire at the maggot booner pub by a man named bar keep. it is brewed mostly from maggots and other assorted drinks owned by bar keep, it is commonly drunk by 2x4 Joe and McGintee. Maggot booner may also refer to the pub, ye ol' maggot booner which is under constant attack by blue tigers that swear frequently and drink gin.

bar keep: You London types....coming up here with ur balls or shiny! Think u own the place. Well, u dont own this place. Bar keep does. Ther'll be no flirtinis here. You'll drink what bar keep drinks, a simple, honest fisherman's drink
McGintee: aye bar keep! two o' tha maggot booners it be, right Joe!!

by borris... May 18, 2008

blooker

A hooker that performs sexual tasks for cocaine. Contrived of the two words, blow and hooker, the word blooker was born.

He hired a blooker and she left with a little something special.

by euphomism October 15, 2008

bloomers

a variation on the whole shaped bread product. often over sized bread rolls, breadcakes or baps. Or an undersized loaf. British use mainly.

"go to the bakers and get a couple of bloomers"

by ghostly wanderer January 17, 2008

Blooter

Menstruation of the mammal species.

A bleeding pooter.

Don’t let that dog on the couch, she has a blooter!!!

by Blooter1 September 12, 2020