blingvisible

This is when someone wears so much bling that the fabric of reality bends around the 'bling-age', making the person invisible to the naked eye.

"Homeboy put on his rolly then shazam, dude went blingvisible."

by tuxed0 of irc.netgamers.org April 29, 2005

blonge

Someone who originally had ginger hair then had part of their hair dyed blonde.

"Hey guys have you heard about Andy. His hair is now Blonge!"

by andy haddock January 21, 2008

bling nut

One of those locking "puzzle nuts" or "lock lugs" used to prevent theft of high-priced automotive rims. Typically, one standard lug nut per rim is replaced with a bling nut. Bling nuts can not be easily removed without access to the corresponding specially-keyed socket.

Expensive aftermarket rims are a typical bling accessory added to cars to customize the appearance.

I used bling nuts and everything but those pricks still managed to jack the rims off my car last night.

by Spewey April 13, 2004

bloink

The sound made by semi-liquids (or non-Newtonian fluids) when placed under too much strain causing them to overflow. As in a muffin top or water balloon.

When Jane fastened her jeans, she heard an alarming bloink noise as her muffin top escaped confinement from its skinny-leg prison.

by Rhiannon Davis November 30, 2007

rolly bling

Slang for Rolex.

Yo check out that rolly bling!

by MaD-HaTTeR June 14, 2003

blingin

TWINKLE TWINKLE gOES DA SHINY STUFF

damn wodee dat ice on jor wrist is blingin

by joe mama December 25, 2002

bargain bling

jewelry that is inexpensive; usually made with rhinestones or crystals instead of real diamonds, but is worn to appear so. An imitation or knockoff of a genuine piece sold at a much cheaper retail price.

She thinks her boyfriend bought her a real diamond for her engagement ring, but that's total bargain bling.

by Corazon "Baby C" De Jesus December 28, 2007