Blistering Bo sticks

Some badass ninja swords...

Beware I chop ya up with meh blistering bo sticks!

by Derek Gieni February 3, 2005

dingey ball blister

A blister that forms on a males testicles after sitting in his dingey tighty whiteys and creating lumps and sores from the caked and moistened fecal matter ther is suck on them.

That homeless dude has been sitting in his shit forever. I bet you he has enormous dingey ball blisters!

by Gynah head January 7, 2009

Going blister commando

Similar to Going Commando. To wear closed toe shoes without socks, giving you blisters

"Man, my heel is killing me, I shouldn't have gone blister commando yesterday"

by Kevin February 21, 2005

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.

Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!

by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011

billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.

(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

by Fearman September 26, 2007

Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck

1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.

1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!

by prosci8 September 7, 2009

Blister

A gay dude in prison, they are called Blisters because they all have AIDS and get tons of blister packs of meds to treat their aids

You don’t wanna hit yo in the mouth he a fuckin blister you’ll fuck around and get that bug

by ODie419 April 29, 2024