Bless the beef

Sorting out an argument with someone you're beefing.

Gerald Hey, man, let's just bless the beef.
Marnie Yeah, there's no point of arguing

by DarlingL May 3, 2018

blessina

The greatest and kindest person alive, she will make you laugh 24/7 and make a.wesome fart jokes that'll blow you away. not only does she have the greatest hugging machines (or better known as ArMs), but she also was scientifically proven to be a 100% best college mom (esp to those called Sandy and Jennifer <3) her beauty is undefined even by urban dictionary, but us as humble authors will try. she is truly a BLESSING to the world. We all need a Blessina® in our lives. If one is not enough, get more!! (warning: one is always more than enough because of how great she is. Overdose on Blessina® may cause serious cause of cuteness syndrome and diabetes from the sweetness).

*1am in a study room*
J: "lets go eat cereal!!!"
S: "no we gotta eat ramen!!!!!!!!"
B: "THANK YOU, NEXT"
J&S: "But mom..."
Do you have a Blessina® in your life? If not, what are you waiting for??!! Dial 6969696969-I-LOVE-BLESSINA to order your own Blessina® today! Time is running out, you don't want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity >.<
*2 seconds later*
OOPS TOO LATE, due to high demand, all Blessinas® have been kidnapped by two heinous criminals known only as Sans and Jenny. (aka dumb and dumber)

by Sans&Jenny November 14, 2018

Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

When you're doing missionary position with a girl but you have bad aim and accidentally slip it into her asshole.

Me and my girl were doing missionary but she was extra lubed up and I slipped and ended up Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

by BreadstickMagician April 10, 2019

Blessmas

A holiday made for blessing. The giving and receiving of bless presents. Each present u get u have to bless it. Bless.

“Merry Blessmas Mason”
“Merry Blessmas to you too Eva!”

by londry detergint sniffer December 1, 2019

blessel

She is a miracle-angel blessed by God. She is smart, charming and flawless. Whoever goes with her will be blessed.

To her wife, their child is a blessel.

by redrose6819 June 8, 2021

Bless the fuck up

Yelling bless the fuck up is the equivalent to came in clutch yo

Alc from the beer run! Bless the fuck up!

by Swagballs420 November 1, 2021

Isa Bless

Beyond beautiful, Loves to laugh and be with her friends , Nice , funny and so smart. I cant believe we're friends I know she is always there for me. She is strong and stubborn. Always looking to have some fun but is very serious with work. She is perfect in every way shape and form and is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life

beautiful funny strong stubborn serious Isa Bless

by heyrow bro December 10, 2012