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Blerf

The accedental act of a female/male releasing flatulance in the process of receving anal sex, thus, leaving the males penis coated with a brownish, white residue, and in some cases, severely damaging or destroying the shaft.
"my girlfriend blerfed on my cock last night!"
by mackmocky August 10, 2009
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Blerf

Similar to lonely, except specific to the situation of a single person desiring romantic companionship; adjective.
-blerfliness; noun.
Ever since we broke up, I've been feeling awfully blerf!

Once separated, the blerfliness set in and with that came the overeating.
by Baylor Bear Chupe September 3, 2013
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Blerg

also spelled "Blergh!"
Interjection to show utter disgust, short of vomiting.
ron: man that sink is disgusting!
carla: blerg!
by FormFaktor February 27, 2003
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Blerf

An exclusionist not supporting bi lesbians and thereby invalidating their sexuality.
A: "bi lesbians invalidate lesbians and bi ppl because lesbians can't like men!!!"
B: "Look at A, they're such an exclusionist and hateful blerf. Just let people identify as who they are and don't try to squeeze them into categories. Such victim blaming is typical blerf rhetoric."
by InclusionistQueer02 June 27, 2020
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blerg

A blog post written without the aid of coffee or related substances. Alternate spelling: blurg.
I'm really surprised at the quality of this blerg given I haven't had my coffee yet.
by wordyguy7 October 28, 2010
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blerch

describing anythin extremly disqusting.
jane blerched all over the food in olive garden

aww man! i just blerched my pants

honey! the baby blerched all over the new tv
by tether foot August 5, 2009
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Blerb

A term for a personal bio or brief description of a product, misspelling of blurb.
"I'm a writer, producer, director. You can read all about it in my blerb."
"Yea, that burger has onion rings in it, I saw it in the blerb."
by clipcut September 11, 2019
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