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BLARV

acronym for: Brief Laughter At Reasonable Volume

The young professional's LOL
"Oh my gosh, that was hilarious. I just BLARV'ed everywhere."

BLARV so hard mother fuckers wanna fine me.
by megshanalife March 18, 2013
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Raider Blastmaster

When you pop a thumb up a girls asshole while sticking two or more other fingers in her vagina.
Mikey: "Yeah bro, I was with this boning chick last night and I totally gave her a good old raider blastmaster. It was pretty sick."
Jim: "Dude noice"
by Rural dicktionary May 28, 2015
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What’s blawg doin☠️☠️
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Black Heart

A black heart (in most cases) indicates negative connotations, such as death, depression, emotionlessness, stress, anxiety, evil (etc.). It can also mean cold heartedness, a term meaning that a person is vile and evil, or without happiness and/or love.
She was given the Black Heart tag on my list because of how she had betrayed me.
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blake madez

Your music is great like blake Madez’s songs and you dress good like blake madez
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Black

The absence of color.
A race of people that are African-American.
Black is the color of my soul. :)
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Black Fragility

Black Fragility is the social, intellectual, spiritual, emotional, mental & physical inadequacy of (some) Black people. This fragility is a byproduct of their environments & upbringings.

Displays of Black fragility are but not limited to 1. when Black people get triggered when their ways are called out, 2. when they’re asked to meet certain standards, 3.when their distorted sense of reality is challenged.
Black fragility can also look like, a Black person always bringing up the topic of the Transatlantic Slave Trade & “white supremacy” as excuses, as to why are the way they are.

A Black person living in perpetual victim hood & wants to be coddled by society.

False bravado etc… nothing that some therapy can’t fix.
Example of Black fragility & False bravado:

“ I’m a king.” yet is unemployed & still lives in his mother’s basement.

“Black have the best bodies.”

Though subjective, is reflective of low intellect… adding such value on something as trivial & fleeting as looks/the flesh.
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