Tire Biter

A girl who is really only interested in a guy because he has a nice car, and it gets him attention, so she wants in on that attention and uses her ass as a free ticket to the car.

If played right by the guy with the ride, he gets to rail a girl outside of his reach because he does have a nice car (or truck... something shiney, tasteful and/or loud)

"Use me for the ride, I'll use you for the hide"
-Sir Mix-A-Lot

"Man, you seen Ditmeyer lately?"
"who, that geeky guy?"
"yeah, he's nailing Cindy Hotbody!"
"ooh yeah! she's on him because he's got that sweet dub!"
"damn, she's a tirebiter"

by Lord Vader June 28, 2004

Miss Bitters

A Charecter in the wonderfull cartoon
Invader Zim created by Jhonen Vasquez (See Genius) in 2001. Miss Bitters is the teacher of Zim and Dib's class. Extremely scary, she can materializes out of shadows. She spends her lessons "enlightening" her students of the horror's of the world around them, intent on crushing their dreams.

Quotes
"Doom, doom, doooom! Go home now."
"So, right around there, a negative stigma was attached to the idea of surviving on human flesh."
"Be quick! I can only survive so long in the sun."

by Magical Spleen June 10, 2005

nut biter

A person who bites the left or right nut regardless. They don't care what happened to it they will bite the living betsy out of it

I sucked his dick!
Was it big?
Damn right it was, I ended up biting his nuts, tho

I'm a nut biter, oh well
Did he scream?
Like a baby LOL

by Dangalang696969 June 19, 2015

Bavarian Blitzer

When you blow lines of coke aka snow every hour for 24 hours straight.

Where the hell have you been? You look like hell. I was on a Bavarian blitzer. I couldn’t stop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Emu Bitter

This is a lager beer that originated in a sailors fridge in Rockingham, it can be likened to Alladdins cave in that it lured a Queenslander sailor away from the eastern states squalor to the west, which is obviously the best.

Problem is, you can enter the cave of Emu wonders and gaze at the majesty of the carton in the fridge. But if you take one sip it will be like sucking on an Emu and the sky will fall on your head

My God! This Emu Bitter beer is like sucking on an Emu’s head!!

by Matt Labrador March 21, 2020

Cocktail Bitters

A substance intended for flavoring cocktails. Despite the high alcohol concentration (ranging from 35-60% ABV), it is exempt from all alcoholic beverage regulations because it is classified as a flavoring, not a beverage. As a result, no liquor license of any kind is needed to sell it, and anyone can purchase it regardless of age.

Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.

Tim: I need a drink but I'm only 20 and my friend that buys my alcohol is out of town

Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 8, 2022

skin rippin pillow biter

an anal extremist. one who engages in the act of anal sex way too often. a lover of the funky butt mud and the chocolate cock.
(that should be a band....sounds like it should be one anyways)

"you're a fuckin skin rippin pillow biter"

"you hear that Antoine is a skin rippin pillow biter?"

by matty_p October 16, 2008