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an anal extremist. one who engages in the act of anal sex way too often. a lover of the funky butt mud and the chocolate cock.
(that should be a band....sounds like it should be one anyways)
"you're a fuckin skin rippin pillow biter"

"you hear that Antoine is a skin rippin pillow biter?"


by matty_p August 26, 2008
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earlier then the crack of dawn. the grundle is darker and more irritating to wake up at.
"you need to be up at the grundle of dawn to be to work on time"
by matty_p August 26, 2008
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A combination of the words 'shit' and 'lurk', 'schlurk' is the derogative term for a creep who 'lurks in the dark' on various social networks liking the photos of female friends he no longer has regular contact with. 'Schlurking' is carried out with the specific intention of reconnecting with the female for the short term, and with the long term aim of having sexual intercourse with them.

Can be used as a noun; he is a schlurk, and a verb; he is schlurking.
'He man, did you see Liam schlurking Sophie on facebook?'
'I don't have that guy as friend . Is he the one who studies engineering?'
'Yeah. That's him. He's such a schlurk!'
'Ok cool, I think I know what he looks like, I'll stalk him!'
'Fairs'
'Oh yea, that's him! I couldn't see all his photos but I stalked Sophie and saw the Schlurk. She got schlurked good!'
by matty_p July 2, 2013
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