Bitchy two chus

A person who is always nice in your dreams, but a fucking bitch in real life

She so nice but she's just a fucking Bitchy two chus

by Annieovoca January 14, 2021

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Lionel Bitchy

Drinking the coffee you just used as an enema, in a sad attempt to relieve your constipation. He will try to encourage sympathy by singing songs of his lament, to anyone who will listen, instead of taking x-lax. Often throwing digs at you, wishing you to suffer, as he suffers, which comes across as bitching.

"Stuck in you, i've got this feeling down deep in my bowels that I just can't lose. Guess i'm on my way..... for a walk to make this shit go away".

Went to the tool crib today to borrow a tool from Lionel Bitchy, but all I got was told to suffer a work place accident. If only he would take an x-lax, so we could stop talking about his inability to push out a decent shit.

by Gabe boners 99 March 7, 2025

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Bitchy teachers

These teachers are the type of teachers that purposely move you to the front because you are “talking to much” or “distracting others” or are just horrible in general or even sometimes, a waste of space in school.

Miss S was such a bitchy teacher today!!

Miss moved me to the front. She is such a bitchy teacher! Bitchy teachers: horrible people

by swag child :D June 13, 2021

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Bitchy Bitch

A bitch who is more bitchy than normally

Helmi was a bitchy bitch today...

by maximusmakii February 26, 2021

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Bitchy Handshake

A failed attempt at a handshake in which you only use your fingers to shake someone's hand. It is the most awkward handshake you could do.

Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl*Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What kind of handshake is that?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake

by You should read this October 11, 2023

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