bitchfork

A fork with a bitch on it. Can be used for sexual pleasureful acts, threats, looking like an idiot on the corner of your road, or getting your anger out. The fork can range from the size or a toy fork to the world's biggest fork. The bitch can range from a polly pocket to a 5623896534756 pound woman. Having a man on the fork is strictly prohibited.

1.(appears at someone's house with bitchfork) You did not come to our meeting spot to dye my hair pink you twat! I was you in the fecking cold for an hour! And you didn't show up! BAAH Dye my hair pink now or have this bitchfork at your house forever!!!

2. Oh yeaaah you bitchfork that's the spot

3. I had such a bad day today! Good thing I have this bitchfork to take my anger out on *shoots in kneecap*

4. *doogy humps bitchfork on corner of street*

by JeffypillGordyPie February 24, 2008

bitchcracked

When a bitch steps out of line you lay the beatdown, preferably with a hard object such as a bat.

When Eugene found out Susan was cheating on him he waited till she got home and bitchcracked her.

by FZero December 30, 2008

Bitchcake

a person who is a COMPLETE and utter ass, with the added comfort of cake

person 1: Did you see that guy? he totally flipped off that old lady!
person 2: yeah, what a bitchcake

by yourworstnightmare334455 February 27, 2011

Bitchcake

A person who is a bitch but is loved dearly

Kaylee is my bitchcake and I love her so much.

by piercetheoh December 5, 2014

bitchcake

like beefcake... but... gay.

A cross between "beefcake" and "bitch"

Shut up you stupid bitchcake!

by Rick W. May 9, 2004

bitchcock

A word that I invented back in 1999.

A bitchcock is a whining little rooster who's in need of decapitation. The farmer kills the rooster. Take that BITCH!!!

Bitchcock: "wah wah wah, *cough*, *clear*, I want things my way"

Man: Bitchcock.

by Prometh April 16, 2011

bitchhole

A female or gay man who is the biggest bitch alive and the meanest person ever. So much so that they might as well crawl in a hole for the rest of their lives because every one hate them

Mikayla is suchhhhhh a bitchhole, she stole my boyfran!!

by meowzers123 May 24, 2009