Biker

Biker: noun; Someone who rides a motorcycle, typically with short exhaust pipes so that they will be noticed by everyone within earshot because they are extremely insecure. This insecurity is typically further indicated by the need to travel in large groups, where everyone wears identical clothing, and mask their insecurities by attempting to bully and intimidate otherwise decent people.

"Did you hear that excessively loud motorcycle go by? I feel so sorry for that poor Biker."

by M. T. Bottle July 22, 2020

Biker's Fault

An ironic comment on Instagram Reels where users will jokingly blame bikers for car crash.

*Watching Instagram Reels*

Tom: Wow that car and truck had pretty bad collision, I wonder if the people in the comments will agree with me.

Comments: "Biker's Fault"

Tom: What the fuck there wasn't even a biker

by BigSmoke40 March 1, 2024

Biker

An Old Man or a Fat Guy who Rides a Rascal Scooter

Look at that Old Biker

Hes Riding One of those Fat Scooters

by baliebox4916 April 3, 2019

Urban Biker

A name for someone who rides bikes as a main form of transportation. Not those 30 year old white people who bike for fun after work. Urban bikers are typically eco-anarchists as well.

Guy 1: I just got back from the store, it's only a 5 minute drive from my house, definitely not a useless drive.
Guy 2: Yeah for sure man!
Urban Biker: You could've just rode your bike, it's literally 10 minutes that way.
Guy 2: Shut up idiot, I'd prefer to sit in my car all day than be an urban biker!

by Aasta Paintmaasta September 25, 2023

biker’s family

n. A grizzled gal with one good eye, four bad kids and an occasional husband.

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I don’t gots no money but I gots a Harley sway back and a biker’s family.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

Dumb Dirty Biker

A Dirty Biker who went back in 2021 and got infected twice.

I recovered from Covid-19 from Sturgis 2020, but got a breakthrough case at Sturgis 2021 from another Dumb Dirty Biker.

by anonymous August 25, 2021

Biker Crank

Methamphetamine that has been produced, trafficked and or distributed by biker gangs.

"Where's Gilligan at? I haven't seen him in a few days"

"Oh, he's on a serious bender right now. Bought some Biker Crank and has been going sicko mode ever since, he's practically a brain-dead goblin boy now"

by MLGEESUS October 5, 2022