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The benedict spray

On consumption of a supersize banquet, one may then proceed to pass wind in vast "machine gun" explosions. This is a early symptom of what is later known as "The Benedict Spray", where violent amounts of liquid feces will splatter the entire bowl of the toilet seat. And i mean, the entire bowl.
Excuse me dear, are you okay in there?
Im afraid a cruel attack of the benedict spray has infected the bowl of your loo, Sara.
by shophy March 6, 2011
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James Benedict

James Benedict is a dickhead. Subscribe to his YouTube channel anyways.
by Exotic butthurt January 14, 2019
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Fisherman's Benedict

After you have successfully created a Hot Tub Benedict, instead of feeding it to your significant other, you throw it in a nearby body of water. The fish will then get to feast on the delicacy.
"Hey I'm about to go fishing, got any Fisherman's Benedicts for me to help lure the fish?"

"Was a little too full for a Hot Tub Benedict, so I decided to make it a Fisherman's Benedict."
by MilkInMyCocoPuffs May 12, 2020
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St. Benedict School

A school for pre-k to grade 8 where all the middle schoolers are very insulting and all the guys act gay as a joke and are zesty for no reason, as well as some/most of the girls thinking they run the place when they don't, the girls also are either some sort of sexuality that is not straight or they just straight up ugly. Its a constant war between the two classes of each grade. Lastly, everyone always complains about the teachers and how annoying or how the dislike they are.
"Have you been to St. Benedict School, the boys are so zesty and they girls think they run the place"
zesty - being or acting gay in a way
by randompersonwhowritesmeanings January 17, 2023
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Eggfarts Benedict

Eggfarts Benedict is the same as normal eggs benedict but is scented with the aroma of ones smelly eggfarts before the eggs benedict is consumed.
Noddy was hungry so Mac made him some eggfarts benedict.
by Pervy P April 28, 2009
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eggs benedict

when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme shits
Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.
by dcarlson83 April 3, 2009
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Frisky Benedict

The act of cracking an egg over your gonads, and then dipping them into another's open mouth. The most enticing of all acts of seduction.
Tonight was fun. Could I interest you in a Frisky Benedict?
by RumplePhorskyn November 24, 2013
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