Guest-Bedurbator

1) One who masturbates in bed while staying as a guest in someone else's house, apartment, condo, ect.

2) One who masturbates in bed while staying at a hotel.

1) Host: What's this all over my guest bed sheets?
Friend: Oh, didn't Randolfski stay crash here last night? He's a guest-bedurbator -- he probably jacked off into them.

2) Dude, not only is Randolfski a bedurbator, but last week when we were on a trip and sharing a hotel room he Guest-bedurbated while he thought I was asleep!

by corkboard2 April 9, 2011

bedbugs

drugs. Illegal ones.

"'Ere mister, got any bedbugs....?"

by Earl Montmorency Grey July 18, 2005

Bedbug Chaser

One who sleeps around.

"He's a bedbug chaser; A modern casanova."

by LElikeyoumeanit December 17, 2009

Bedbug

Someone who gets in people's beds A LOT

Yo, He sure is a bedbug. I heard he was in 7 people's beds in 7 days in a row

by Pinky Buster October 7, 2017

Bedbeers

The spontaneous consumption of beers, on your own in a bed at unknown times of the morning.

john awoke in a pool of urine after one to many bedbeers subsequently led to him wetting himself that morning.

by Then you're gonna love me September 8, 2011

bedquake

When he thrusts so hard that the bed shakes violently to the point where you begin to concern about the legs of the bed snapping or the headboard damaging the wall.

(Man thrusts)
*bed shakes, and almost breaks causing a bedquake

by xx_grimes_xx June 30, 2016

beebur

The kindest and sweetest person you could ever come across. He always makes you feel nice and fuzzy inside, and will listen to anything you have to say. Talking to him is like walking through a patch of soft, damp moss.

“I love Beebur so much.”

“Beebur makes me feel so safe and comforted.”

by alexis :P🦨🪵🌱 October 19, 2021