polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.

I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.

by k dizzle 131 August 23, 2016

Beatdown Status

Slang for "there's a hamster in your ass"

Oh shit, you got a beatdown status my guy! Go HalloCast your fatass outta here nigga!

by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021

bisexual beatdown

beatdown by a bisexual~

he got a bisexual beatdown

by Catboyyoongiuwu November 22, 2021

bisexual beatdown

beatdown by a bisexual.

He got a bisexual beatdown.

by Catboyyoongiuwu November 22, 2021

National Brady Beatdown Day

On November 12, 2019 you are allowed to hit anyone named brady at least once

Hey Hunter its National Brady Beatdown Day. Let's punch Brady

by WhTs4Snacc October 28, 2019

Cash cab driver beatdown

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan that did not get their vegetables this morning.

What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020

Grounds for a beatdown

Noun. an action or actions an aggressor takes that gives respondent a fully acceptable reason to beat the aggressor into a hospital.

Guy 1: I heard the guy Stacy is dating hit her and her kid.
Guy 2: That's grounds for a beatdown. Let's fuck him up.

by Pittsburghtuna January 16, 2021