polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.

I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.

by k dizzle 131 August 23, 2016

Gibtown Beatdown

The act of accidentally killing a French Bulldog in Gibsonton, Florida. Gibsonton is known for its large population of fair and carnival workers.

Eric: “Hey Al, I heard you just adopted a French Bulldog”.
Al: “We did, but I left him tied up on the river dock in Gibsonton and he accidentally hung himself”.

Eric: “Well, that’s not good. Looks like that Frenchy got a classic Gibtown Beatdown”.

by Big Dumb Baby August 8, 2022

National Brady Beatdown Day

On November 12, 2019 you are allowed to hit anyone named brady at least once

Hey Hunter its National Brady Beatdown Day. Let's punch Brady

by WhTs4Snacc October 28, 2019

Beartown Beatdown

The term you use when you want to take someone in a back alley and beat them down for being rude to you.

Do you want a Beartown Beatdown for that silly comment Mario?
-Brian Smith

by Economic Hitman February 18, 2021

Kippy Beatdown

When you dominate someone in all aspects of life/they suck at at everything

I gave kip a kippy beatdown in ping pong

by Kyle Hotarek January 22, 2025

Bagdad Beatdown

When 5 or more men of Arabic decent dress as Taliban and proceed to smack their shafts on a females face with violent, heavy swings.

She was caught stealing a loaf of bread, and as punishment, received a Bagdad Beatdown.

by tha-creator February 22, 2015

bisexual beatdown

beatdown by a bisexual.

He got a bisexual beatdown.

by Catboyyoongiuwu November 22, 2021