Beanism

The best religion ever. We worship Henry J Heinz, who created Heinz Beans. We hate Bush Beans, they are the devils spawn.

Bob: are you in the Beanism religion?
Billy: what's Beanism?
Bob: only the best religion to ever exist
Billy: oh that's pretty poggers, i will join Beanism

by Bean#2703 September 19, 2020

Laying Down The Beaks

Comes from the root word Beaking, meaning to be mean and trash-talk someone. Laying Down The Beaks means to say multiple Beaks to someone instead of just one or two.

F@$k You!

You Such a F@$king F@g!

F@$king ugly mutt!

Woah, your just laying down the beaks.

by SomeoneWithSwag February 26, 2012

Beavis

A beavers penis

Suck my beavis!

by Charlie_the_Unicorn_ November 7, 2011

beaking

Stick your middle finger in your girls arse and your thumb in her cunt. Touch the tips of your thumb and your middle finger to make a "beak" like action. They love it.

Things were getting hot and heavy in bed. I took the opportunity to slip my middle finger in her arse, thumb in her cunt and give her a good beaking. It was then the priest asked that we leave the church service and not return (until later that day..)

by jossd January 26, 2010

beakinator

An egyptian girl with a very large nose that houses the entire nothern hemisphere and most of the southern as well as osama bin laden. Some points reach beyond the limits of time and space

Why doesnt the beakinator get a nose job?

by real redkidd October 9, 2005

Beavising

To change your facebook profile picture to the picture of Greg Beavis because he's a real G. He's on the way to becoming famous.
https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=261230917251747

Everybody is beavising these days, I might join in the trend.

by NWA is back October 17, 2011

Beavis

it is the smallest pubicle hair(s) on a womans vagina

my beavis is itchy

by Definition wiz December 8, 2010