Tape n' Bate

The act of masturbation while filming, and or directing a pornography film.

Video reads: Big Cocked Jew Rails Slutty Wife As Gay Son *Tapes and Bates*

Horny man: "Ohhh the 'ol Tape n' Bate! Better watch this video!"

by I am unknown to UD May 28, 2011

Baten Kaitos

Probably the greatest video game to ever be released. It was made for Gamecube. If you don't have it, buy it. Or I'll go all Howard Dean on y'all.

"Baten Kaitos is the best."

by Mewgal February 21, 2005

Master Bates

A tried and true weathered deck hand.

No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.

Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail

2, a first class sail puller

3, energetic as they cum

Weaknesses include:

1, weak and usually bruised wrists

Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!

by ⚔☠⚔™ ayepirate.com September 3, 2014

Late n bate

When you stay up late and wait for your parents, or whoever is in house house to go to bed so you can look at porn and masterbate.

"dude I'm so tired"
"whys that?"
"I was up doin' the Late n bate"

by Maineiacshockey June 18, 2009

in-cube bater

A person who masturbates in their office cubicle. The masturbator does it secretly and for the thrill. The best time for them to do it is on the weekend when no one is there.

I think my coworker may be an in-cube bater.

by yes juanito yes March 28, 2015

nerd-bateing

To arguee about a nerdy or geeky topic or subject.

Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio 😂😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀

a term used by 8 year olds with an attention span of 0.1 seconds.

It's their only insult to use. They also use this as a comment for a video that is meaningful and/or sad.

Commenter: "Hey *Insert youtuber*, remember me? We were friends for a long time. I yesterday found out i had cancer and i'm gonna miss you. My family is working hard to fund my Make-A-Wish. If i die i'm sorry for letting you down."

Random 8 year old: "Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio 😂😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀"

These people do not care about others and they think they're sigmas.

by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023