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Basket of Fruit

A byproduct of a mangina which is viewable from behind. (See Mangina)
Frontal Observer: Hey! A mangina!
Posterior Observer: Hey! A basket of fruit!
by RRL October 11, 2005
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Chinese basket job

A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis.
I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.
by Phil July 29, 2003
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Basketball face

The face someone makes after being hit in the nose with a basketball. Usually occurs when one is not paying attention during a game or a bad pass is thrown. Bloody nose and watery eyes are common
Guy 1:Did you see Bill fucking off on the court and get basketball face?
Guy 2:Yeah, what an asshole.
by Cletus B Delicious May 17, 2011
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Basket Weaving

A profession or study no longer lucrative or useful in modern society.
Johnny got his MA in basket weaving and now he manages a payless shoe store.
by gammaradiation March 9, 2017
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Fruits Basket

Fruits Basket (also known as Furuba) is a shojo (girls) manga about a 16 year old girl named Tohru Honda who recently loses her mother and winds up living with the Sohma family. She soons finds out that the Sohma family is cursed with the vengeful spirits of the Chinease Zodiac and turn into animals when weak or hugged by the opposite sex. The story and characters are very original, which makes Fruits Basket a very popular manga.
I love Momijii from Fruits Basket!
by Miss. Self. Destruct. September 16, 2008
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basketshelf

A sensei of great power and wisdom and does push-ups on his pinkies. He is also great at card jitsu in club penguin. He also loves orange je-lo in the shape of MARSHAWN lynch. His best friend is a turkey named johnathon tinkle winkle. He gets all of his furniture from Dave and busters and college dorms. His hobbies consist of mario, water polo, eating orange je-lo, doing backflips, black people, punching Oreos, doing push-ups on his pinkies, and boxing action figure batman. He also lives with Waldo, Shaquille O Neal, johnathon the turkey, FLO from progressive, Jake from State Farm, and Captain Jack Sparrow.
Basketshelf is love basketshelf is life
by Kill bill April 7, 2015
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basket shaker

A very hungry, impatient, restaurant patron that has run out of something at the table. This type of person will resort to shaking whatever he/she needs in a demeaning fashion, for all to see, in order to SHAME the poor waitress/waiter. A truly classless act. Arguably a hate crime.
Friend A: Why is that guy violently shaking a basket over his head?
Friend B: Oh that's Brian. He ran out of chips for his salsa. He's a Basket Shaker for sure. Just look at how upset his waitress is!
by FatGuyInALittleCoooooat August 21, 2023
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