third base coach

A baseball analogy for a sex act. This occurs when two people are in the same room masturbating, getting off on each other masturbating, but not touching one another.

A: How far did you get with Christina last night?
B: She is super celibate so all she would let us do together is third base coach each other.
A: Did you talk during it?
B: Yea, it was pretty weird...

by Brynjolf May 29, 2014

National kick Babies day

Every 11th of January you maybe kick any baby without getting arrested

It's National kick Babies day
Approach the baby kick the baby, baby goes '' ahhhh''.

by D3n1ss January 2, 2021

d1 babies

when two absolute units decide to have kids in the idea that they will be superior athletically

That female 5’11” and i’m tryna have d1 babies with her

by CoochieObtainer November 19, 2019

Bone Marrow Babies

A bone marrow baby is when "alt girls" or "kam girls" use their bone marrow to make a baby.

how long can they survive?
Answer: not even one week and he/she/alien gone

What do they look like?
Answer: imagine a human with 5 eyes, 9 arms and 1 leg with 4 tongues

the mom: Hey! Say mommy.. say mommy....
the baby: &@^$9284&@(@*/2(@93&55*
the mom: oh sweetie you will learn more words 🥰
the baby: €✓¥´×€{₩`ו€¥`02848
*after 4 days*
mom: *screams* WHY DID HE DIE?!

some guy: bone marrow babies am i right? 😂

by Prax1s October 18, 2020

5th base

butt sex, ass banging, corn-holio

"butt sluts like going to 5th base"

by Anonymous November 30, 2002

8th base

the act of having sexual intercourse with an entire farm and then the farmer

Oh man im so sore, i went to 8th base last night...and it went into the morning.

by Slick Bentley August 5, 2004

61st base

what the dipshit below me made up

the dipshit below me made up 61st base

by Blowmebitch13 July 25, 2009