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Basie

A Basie is an amazing friend. She is a smart, loving, and beautiful person. She is always on your mind. Whether you talked to her today, or 5 years ago, she will always be on your mind. She makes you laugh uncontrollably. A Basie is most of the time blond, but they can be red headed. Basie is the most beautiful girl you will meet. If you love a Basie, your lucky. If she loves you back, you are super lucky. My best friend is named Basie, so let me tell you something. Never forget the time you and Basie spend together.
Girl 1: Have you met that Basie girl?
Girl 2: Yeah, She is an amazing friend!

Love, Abby
by ItzlilRose1273 December 28, 2018
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basie

She is all around a bitch. She is super dramatic and bi polar af. Everyone thinks she's cool but she actually sucks. She is retarded and just all around dumb.
"OMG my dog was being such a Basie to my cat"
by LOW-KEY PERFECT May 20, 2018
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baseball cards

Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).
That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).
by Dean Truong November 5, 2005
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make your babies crosseyed

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!
Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023
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based retard

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.
Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.
by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018
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Play Baseball

To freebase cocaine.

Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."

Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.
Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)

Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)

Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)
by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014
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C team baseball

When a group of young boys from Fort Collins High School jerk each other off and suck one another’s dick in the back of a school bus coming home from a baseball game.
did u hear about C team baseball?
by Fort Collins HS January 24, 2020
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