ben barnes

the very SEXY British (NOT SPANISH) actor who plays Prince Caspian in "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian"! HE has GORGEOUS brown eyes, and really nice brown hair!

"Hey, do you know Ben Barnes?"

"WHO?"

"Prince Caspain, idiot!"

"Oh yeah, hes soooo FINE! I love Latino men!"

"HE's BRITISH, you dumbass!"

by doodlebug4 May 23, 2008

troy barnes

the BEST character on community played by the incredibly talented Donald glover a.k.a childish gambino

you: omg jeff winger is my fave character off community
me, an intellectual: uh no troy barnes is HE'S SO CUTE AND SO NICE TO HIS FRIENDS AND SO LOYAL AND CARING I LOVE THIS BBY SO MUCH so your opinion is wrong

by gayanticapitalist November 14, 2017

Barn Mucker

Someone who enjoys having sex with the elderly.

You are such a barn mucker, stop fishing for hoes at the bingo hall!

by Schlongdong69 January 16, 2019

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

by BigJustice April 16, 2009

Oliver Barnes

A sick lad that likes koalas. A White kid with a black life. Subscribe to Olly the koala Barnes.

Oliver Barnes goes to school. Learns shit and comes home, plays fortnite.

by Boyyyyyyy. June 22, 2019

Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.

Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.

by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010

Diane Barnes

Shes the most gorgeous sculpted masterpiece to mankind. Shes got the longest flowing dark hair down to the perfect quirky smile. Her style is very on point and smells like a bowl of seductive floral/clean ocean notes and new car leather seats. She turns heads when she walks into a room without even trying. She doesnt realize how ABSOLUTELY perfect she is, which makes her even hotter. She can sell ice to eskimo and shoot the shit with absolutely any stranger. Shes Funny without having to try. Down to earth loyal and loves family above all. Her mom is her world. She will say it how it is even if it hurts ur feelings but we all know in end its cause she cares. If you know this Mini Panda dont let her go! If she hasnt stolen your heart already!

That Diane Barnes is something else she just took off her coat in the middle of winter to give to poor Jamie.

Diane Barnes is small but she will slice and dice you with those Big words

Diane Barnes you have stolen my heart

by PSEUDOwhapWhap October 8, 2021