a babe in the woods

a defenseless person; a naive, young person

He's just a babe in the woods. He needs someone to protect him.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

I love you babe

I love you a lot you and you mean the world to me. I’m sorry for everything that my dumbass does that isn’t very nice. I don’t do it on purpose. Just know that i rly love you and you rly mean the world to me. Happy Anniversary again and everything you do is very sweet.

“Who do you love?”

“Who can I love except her? She’s the best of the best. I love her so much that I can’t express.”

“Damn that’s rly nice”

“I’m shitt at it but I try my best.”

I love you babe

by imsorry0610 March 6, 2021

Barber

The most powerful person in the world decides whether you will get roasted for the next 2 weeks.Often compared with God Himself

LaJohn-Man that nigga screw up my hair so hard i look like some steve Harvey shit nigga

Daquan-yo ima expose yo ass

DeWhiteboy-man your barber must be ass nigga for that shit

by The name definer 22 June 2, 2018

barbeziade

To randomly come up with a anecdote, with no apparent link with the current conversation. It comes from Laurent Barbezieux who epitomized the barbeuziade better than anyone else.

A typical barbeziade: "Speaking of which, do you know carottes were not always red?"
Or: "That reminds me, did you know there was a Pastry War between Mexico and France back in 1874".

by Ta soeur May 24, 2011

barbecue pole

the act of using barbecue sauce as a lubricant on a mans penis when engaging in sexual penetration to get a pleasurable tingling feeling on the penis and in the partners vagina and or rectum.

Jill and Marty's sex life was getting stale. so now he gives her a barbecue pole every night to enhance their sex.

by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014

Matrix Barbeque

having a barbeque in the winter with ur friends, and everyone is wearing trench coats... hence "matrix" barbeque.

"doood! its freaking cold outside and im hungry as hell, lets throw a matrix barbeque!"

by dead end friend November 19, 2009

Tijuana Barber Pole

The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.

Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!

My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.

by BrackettE November 1, 2010