Bacon Bangs

Hideous, ill-conceived bangs (hair) that resemble the waves and greasiness of bacon.

oh gross, that guy has bacon bangs. what a DOUCHE!

by joerene December 3, 2010

president bangs

President Bangs is a phenomenon in which a female's long sidesweep bangs, due to an unfavorable condition, (ie humidity, sweat, rain, etc) begin to curl where her hair meets her scalp. This results in an aesthetic effect resembling the wigs of our founding fathers. To most ladies, this is undesirable and avoided at all costs.

I had to walk to school in the rain today and I can't brush my hair. I guess today I'll have to live with president bangs.

by hellanuts September 9, 2009

bangs

the plural of bang, which is slang for an exclamation point. often overused by n00bs, accompanied by frequently misspelled words, and erratic capitalization

n00bulusman: WaSsaP imA NoOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jaktharippa: aww jeez, this n00b overuses the bangs.

by jaktharippa April 17, 2004

bootie bangs

Noun: A patch of hair located on the lower back that covers the booty. It serves as a protective covering; can be manicured at Vidal Sasoon to your liking. Please reference "Bootie bangs" by Young joc. Like a bootietoo with hair.

Oh my bootie bangs are getting so long that I can't pull up my pants! Time to hit Vidal Sasoon!

by Chubakah of bootie November 28, 2009

Piano Bangs

Sweaty bangs morphing into what looks like piano keys. Greasy and separated these piano bangs can be due to sweat and/or oil. Instead of being able to rock your bangs straight across your forehead for that perfect bang look, you now can play Beethoven's 5th on the piano key's perfectly placed up your forehead or even better your fivehead.

I'd love to see some pictures of ladies with long hair who have bangs, not piano bangs sitting on top of foreheads.

by Merry Christamas July 15, 2011

Hamster-tube bangs

A certain style of women's bangs crisply shaped (with hair spray, a curling iron, or other styling tools) in a way that makes the hair resemble 3/4 the circumfrence of a tube most commonly used as recreational devices in modern hamster cages.

You know- Linda from work. The one with the hamster-tube bangs.

by PfefferM May 15, 2014

wet bangs

when your bangs are oily to DA MAX!
and your super scene and yu dnt care to even wash them
as long ass they cover one of yur eyessssss LAWLZ

OMG she has wet bangs.

jessies bangs are soaking wet today
omgzzz
but shes not gonna wash them
evaaaaaa

by JESS/LEX September 12, 2006